/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[JAN23] The two-faced media mogul always claimed to be a man of “family values”.

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"Oh, shit," was what I thought when my girlfriend didn't show up for our date.

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My girlfriend's dog got sick again so she stayed home to help me care for him.

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As the new county clerk settled in, she was shocked by what she saw while checking out the birth records.

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I told my son that loan sharks only look intimidating, since they don’t want everyone to know that they hand out free money.

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[JUN23] The little girl in her red riding hooded cloak came back home and told her mom all about her dealings with the big bad wolf.

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"Alexa, call the police!" I screamed as the robbers beat and kicked me and my family.

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I eat right, get 8 hours of sleep a day and I work out, doing 500 dumbbell lifts a day.

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The young husband asked his old wife, “Honey, I understand wanting a Christmas wedding, but why did you book our honeymoon in the stone-cold regions of Canada?”

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[MAR23] Tired of being bullied for the orthotics that I had to wear, I ran into the forest and chucked them into the river.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[JAN23] The two-faced media mogul always claimed to be a man of “family values”.	17
"Oh, shit," was what I thought when my girlfriend didn't show up for our date.	17
My girlfriend's dog got sick again so she stayed home to help me care for him.	17
As the new county clerk settled in, she was shocked by what she saw while checking out the birth records.	17
I told my son that loan sharks only look intimidating, since they don’t want everyone to know that they hand out free money.	17
[JUN23] The little girl in her red riding hooded cloak came back home and told her mom all about her dealings with the big bad wolf.	17
"Alexa, call the police!" I screamed as the robbers beat and kicked me and my family.	17
I eat right, get 8 hours of sleep a day and I work out, doing 500 dumbbell lifts a day.	17
The young husband asked his old wife, “Honey, I understand wanting a Christmas wedding, but why did you book our honeymoon in the stone-cold regions of Canada?”	17
[MAR23] Tired of being bullied for the orthotics that I had to wear, I ran into the forest and chucked them into the river.	17