/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[OCT22] Their wedding was short, sweet, and involved a priest.

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Due to a typo in your submitted documents, you have been mistakenly declared dead.

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[JUN23] “To deter poachers, we created the first animal with bulletproof skin,” said the lead scientist to an audience packed full of world leaders and press reporters.

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When I was a teenager, I offered the Devil my first child for fame and fortune, all while chuckling to myself because I’m childfree.

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“Mom, I’m gonna beat the fuck outta you!” said the son in the recording that the mom sent to the police.

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It was just easier to pretend to my son that we’re Jehovah’s Witnesses so that he would be careful enough to not need a blood transfusion.

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[AUG22] In the heat of the moment, the slave said to the genie, "I wish for all of them slavemasters to die slow and horrible deaths!"

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The Queen told her husband to drop the subject and he did.

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"Now that you're out of college, it's time to start paying us back!" my parents said to me the day after my graduation.

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Our boss, whom we nicknamed “The Demon Lady”, called Frank into her office and slammed the door shut.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[OCT22] Their wedding was short, sweet, and involved a priest.	1150
Due to a typo in your submitted documents, you have been mistakenly declared dead.	1122
[JUN23] “To deter poachers, we created the first animal with bulletproof skin,” said the lead scientist to an audience packed full of world leaders and press reporters.	1048
When I was a teenager, I offered the Devil my first child for fame and fortune, all while chuckling to myself because I’m childfree.	1026
“Mom, I’m gonna beat the fuck outta you!” said the son in the recording that the mom sent to the police.	1022
It was just easier to pretend to my son that we’re Jehovah’s Witnesses so that he would be careful enough to not need a blood transfusion.	965
[AUG22] In the heat of the moment, the slave said to the genie, "I wish for all of them slavemasters to die slow and horrible deaths!"	834
The Queen told her husband to drop the subject and he did.	818
"Now that you're out of college, it's time to start paying us back!" my parents said to me the day after my graduation.	810
Our boss, whom we nicknamed “The Demon Lady”, called Frank into her office and slammed the door shut.	759