/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It’s hard to get access to young, healthy, delicious children in these days of disease, war and environmental disasters.

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None of the firefighters could figure out why Dawson was dancing like there’s no tomorrow even though his car looked just a little beat up.

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I regularly cheat on my wife and I bring my mistresses home with me.

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Ming was proud to call himself his parents' only child until his dog made a gruesome discovery on the family farm.

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[NOV21] After "hibernating" for what seemed like a long time, a pair of hands grabbed my head and shoulders and yanked me out.

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I hope my husband understands that I did what I had to do to achieve the American Dream.

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"For my last wish, genie, I wish for all the rich people to be turned into delicious food for the poor!:

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I never should have agreed to play house and I especially shouldn’t have agreed to play the Daddy.

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A drunken Travis did the right thing by handing his keys over to the bartender and calling a taxi home.

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[AUG24] When our new neighbours told us that they were part of an “out and proud” community, I thought, “ok, you do you, I guess.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It’s hard to get access to young, healthy, delicious children in these days of disease, war and environmental disasters.	2494
None of the firefighters could figure out why Dawson was dancing like there’s no tomorrow even though his car looked just a little beat up.	2462
I regularly cheat on my wife and I bring my mistresses home with me.	2283
Ming was proud to call himself his parents' only child until his dog made a gruesome discovery on the family farm.	1658
[NOV21] After "hibernating" for what seemed like a long time, a pair of hands grabbed my head and shoulders and yanked me out.	1600
I hope my husband understands that I did what I had to do to achieve the American Dream.	1474
"For my last wish, genie, I wish for all the rich people to be turned into delicious food for the poor!:	1461
I never should have agreed to play house and I especially shouldn’t have agreed to play the Daddy.	1456
A drunken Travis did the right thing by handing his keys over to the bartender and calling a taxi home.	1191
[AUG24] When our new neighbours told us that they were part of an “out and proud” community, I thought, “ok, you do you, I guess.”	1174