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"Honey," the blonde wife texted her husband, "I took out those awful tenty thingies that were in your backpack and packed your lunch there instead!"

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[AUGUST2020]"You're not me, you don't know what it's like to be CEO of a struggling company!" the CEO complained to his secretary.

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[APR23] My friend and I have been in a secret duel where we cast spells on one another behind everyone’s backs.

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After watching that last shooting-related news story, I made sure that my husband never had access to arms ever again.

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I discovered a book called “Mrs. Beeton’s Guide to Dealing With Your Wayward Husband”

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I go over my ex’s house every night to smear mud all over his Lamborghini and he knows it.

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My 8th-grade teacher said that visiting our Home Ec class was better than visiting the boys’ Shop class because he gets something to eat here.

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“Did he say for us to ‘scream’ or to ‘scram’?” my friend asked me, frozen in fear.

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As I left the airport in my new home country, I spotted a nice restaurant, settled in, and ordered myself a cow pie.

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I jumped for joy and paid the fee that I was able to squirrel away from my owner, looking forward to a life in a rich man’s body.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Honey," the blonde wife texted her husband, "I took out those awful tenty thingies that were in your backpack and packed your lunch there instead!"	8
[AUGUST2020]"You're not me, you don't know what it's like to be CEO of a struggling company!" the CEO complained to his secretary.	7
[APR23] My friend and I have been in a secret duel where we cast spells on one another behind everyone’s backs.	7
After watching that last shooting-related news story, I made sure that my husband never had access to arms ever again.	7
I discovered a book called “Mrs. Beeton’s Guide to Dealing With Your Wayward Husband”	7
I go over my ex’s house every night to smear mud all over his Lamborghini and he knows it.	7
My 8th-grade teacher said that visiting our Home Ec class was better than visiting the boys’ Shop class because he gets something to eat here.	7
“Did he say for us to ‘scream’ or to ‘scram’?” my friend asked me, frozen in fear.	7
As I left the airport in my new home country, I spotted a nice restaurant, settled in, and ordered myself a cow pie.	7
I jumped for joy and paid the fee that I was able to squirrel away from my owner, looking forward to a life in a rich man’s body.	7