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September 22, 2020 headline: "Local man and woman lauded as their sweet pea casserole and bitter almond coffee take Texas State Fair by storm."

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A cougar ate me out last night.

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My boyfriend was impressed by the way I faked all the certifications needed to get him his favourite exotic foods.

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I heard a knock on the door, opened it and saw my favourite meal placed neatly on the doorstep with a note addressed to me that said, "I love you".

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My ex won’t be bothering us ever again.

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It was hard, but I finally found a tattoo artist for my daughter.

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After years of overeating, my mother-in-law finally became bedbound.

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After many years of bumming booze off of me and my buddies, we decided to give my mooching girlfriend a drink that she'll never forget! NSFW

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“Did you just forget the one important thing that I taught you, Willy?!”

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[JAN23] I was sitting at the bar when the guy next to me offered to buy me a drink.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
September 22, 2020 headline: "Local man and woman lauded as their sweet pea casserole and bitter almond coffee take Texas State Fair by storm."	8
A cougar ate me out last night.	8
My boyfriend was impressed by the way I faked all the certifications needed to get him his favourite exotic foods.	8
I heard a knock on the door, opened it and saw my favourite meal placed neatly on the doorstep with a note addressed to me that said, "I love you".	8
My ex won’t be bothering us ever again.	8
It was hard, but I finally found a tattoo artist for my daughter.	8
After years of overeating, my mother-in-law finally became bedbound.	8
After many years of bumming booze off of me and my buddies, we decided to give my mooching girlfriend a drink that she'll never forget! NSFW	8
“Did you just forget the one important thing that I taught you, Willy?!”	8
[JAN23] I was sitting at the bar when the guy next to me offered to buy me a drink.	8