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While hunting for treasure with our metal detectors, my friend and I discovered an unexploded bomb.

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I wanted Kool-Aid, but Mommy said no.

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To test our rebel theory, we put each of our 20 volunteers in a room and told them that under no circumstances were they to press the only red button on the panel of buttons that was right in front of them.

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The demand for wings is so great that the poultry industry just couldn’t keep up.

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“You know, I think that my only flaw is that I care too much,” said God to St. Peter.

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To his family, it looked like the inmate was sleeping peacefully when my execution team and I administered the second drug.

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Mommy took us to the beach.

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[FEB22] We wondered why the safari guide was adamant about us not leaving the bus while since we thought it was common sense.

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I sat in the hotel room, sipping my soda in nothing but my undies and awaiting my much older blind date.

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To get back at my cheating husband, I mixed his favourite whisky with rat poison, hoping to kill him with one go.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
While hunting for treasure with our metal detectors, my friend and I discovered an unexploded bomb.	9
I wanted Kool-Aid, but Mommy said no.	9
To test our rebel theory, we put each of our 20 volunteers in a room and told them that under no circumstances were they to press the only red button on the panel of buttons that was right in front of them.	8
The demand for wings is so great that the poultry industry just couldn’t keep up.	8
“You know, I think that my only flaw is that I care too much,” said God to St. Peter.	8
To his family, it looked like the inmate was sleeping peacefully when my execution team and I administered the second drug.	8
Mommy took us to the beach.	8
[FEB22] We wondered why the safari guide was adamant about us not leaving the bus while since we thought it was common sense.	8
I sat in the hotel room, sipping my soda in nothing but my undies and awaiting my much older blind date.	8
To get back at my cheating husband, I mixed his favourite whisky with rat poison, hoping to kill him with one go.	8