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“Mort’s wife called,” said the secretary to her boss, “and said that he can’t come to work because our alien overlords stabbed him in the stomach and is currently sucking his insides out.”

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As a rookie pirate, I feared that I might have to walk the plank because I pissed off the captain.

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[JUN21] Before the wedding, my teacher’s cheeks were so rosy red that she never needed makeup.

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"She should have had her shots!"

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I lost my contacts!

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Mrs. Patterson is my favourite teacher!

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I prefer girls whose families would murder them for tarnishing their honour.

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Two blondes decided to get wasted and stoned.

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[OCT2020] This Halloween, The Pumpkin King knocked upon my door and said “Trick or Treat!”

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I didn’t fight for custody of my daughter because I love her.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Mort’s wife called,” said the secretary to her boss, “and said that he can’t come to work because our alien overlords stabbed him in the stomach and is currently sucking his insides out.”	3
As a rookie pirate, I feared that I might have to walk the plank because I pissed off the captain.	3
[JUN21] Before the wedding, my teacher’s cheeks were so rosy red that she never needed makeup.	3
"She should have had her shots!"	3
I lost my contacts!	2
Mrs. Patterson is my favourite teacher!	2
I prefer girls whose families would murder them for tarnishing their honour.	2
Two blondes decided to get wasted and stoned.	2
[OCT2020] This Halloween, The Pumpkin King knocked upon my door and said “Trick or Treat!”	2
I didn’t fight for custody of my daughter because I love her.	2