/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Honey!" the blonde wife phoned her husband, "I took out those awful tenty thingies that were in your backpack and packed your lunch there instead; I hope it wasn't important!"

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Knowing that my husband loved his coffee to be extra bitter, I made him a special tumbler full of it for him to take to work.

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Wanting to be funny, the CEO of ABC Systems wrote up a steamy joke for his mistress, only to realize 30 seconds later that he hit "reply all".

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I was tending to my very pious, Christian grandmother when she suddenly stared up at the ceiling.

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[DEC23] Ready for some “double trouble”, twins Mary and Amy set out for the bar.

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"Please don't take my son away from me!" the mother pleaded.

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My family always misses stuff because of our habitual chronic lateness.

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I'll do anything for my friends.

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I sat down to enjoy the "Ted" sandwich that I always get from the office fridge each day, only to see Ted standing behind me.

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The boss is going to be pissed at yet another deadline missed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Honey!" the blonde wife phoned her husband, "I took out those awful tenty thingies that were in your backpack and packed your lunch there instead; I hope it wasn't important!"	3
Knowing that my husband loved his coffee to be extra bitter, I made him a special tumbler full of it for him to take to work.	3
Wanting to be funny, the CEO of ABC Systems wrote up a steamy joke for his mistress, only to realize 30 seconds later that he hit "reply all".	3
I was tending to my very pious, Christian grandmother when she suddenly stared up at the ceiling.	3
[DEC23] Ready for some “double trouble”, twins Mary and Amy set out for the bar.	3
"Please don't take my son away from me!" the mother pleaded.	3
My family always misses stuff because of our habitual chronic lateness.	3
I'll do anything for my friends.	3
I sat down to enjoy the "Ted" sandwich that I always get from the office fridge each day, only to see Ted standing behind me.	3
The boss is going to be pissed at yet another deadline missed.	3