/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except that Mrs. Claus caught her husband cheating on her with the elves.

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Last night, I dreamt that I ate a delicious steak and nice, crispy, golden-brown fries.

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[OCT22] Though our marriage is nothing but a sham, I still have to put on makeup and a smile to hide my wounds.

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When my skydiving parachute failed to deploy, I thought that I would be fine because I would be landing in the ocean.

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“Mommy, Benji’s back!” exclaimed my son as I caught him petting what seemed to be an identical dog.

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"I'm sorry, but I consulted with the board of directors and we have to let you go," said the boss.

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As per my ex-girlfriend’s wishes, every lie that I’ve ever told magically became true.

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The problem with public transit is the public.

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We are officially in a lockdown.

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The underfunded hospital’s anesthesiologist was out sick, so the corrupt higher ups called in the student who was shadowing them.

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[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except that Mrs. Claus caught her husband cheating on her with the elves.	4
Last night, I dreamt that I ate a delicious steak and nice, crispy, golden-brown fries.	4
[OCT22] Though our marriage is nothing but a sham, I still have to put on makeup and a smile to hide my wounds.	4
When my skydiving parachute failed to deploy, I thought that I would be fine because I would be landing in the ocean.	4
“Mommy, Benji’s back!” exclaimed my son as I caught him petting what seemed to be an identical dog.	4
"I'm sorry, but I consulted with the board of directors and we have to let you go," said the boss.	4
As per my ex-girlfriend’s wishes, every lie that I’ve ever told magically became true.	4
The problem with public transit is the public.	4
We are officially in a lockdown.	4
The underfunded hospital’s anesthesiologist was out sick, so the corrupt higher ups called in the student who was shadowing them.	4