/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
When I wished to eradicate all mosquitoes, the genie said that he couldn’t kill, so I told him to turn them into something else.
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Our country’s on the brink of war, we were starving, and my girlfriend had the audacity to make me choose between her and my dog.
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After Brice got fired, we all relaxed, knowing that we can now eat our no-longer-stolen food in peace.
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While visiting me at the senior's home, my son gloated about how he's a better parent to his kids than I could be to him.
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