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“I told you, Hulk, to treat everything like an egg!” scolded Iron Man

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For our senior prank, we replaced all the teachers’ desk chairs with cheap folding chairs.

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I was catching up with some friends that I haven’t seen in a while when one of them told me that my abusive ex-boyfriend died 5 years ago.

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“On this episode of Rule Breakers, we’re going to find out why going near an airplane when the engines are on is a fireable offence!”

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"Please take good care of your mother," read the suicide note that the father addressed to his daughter.

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We decided to drill good health habits into our children since people in our area keep dying of mysterious illnesses.

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My heart broke when God kept me in Heaven but sent my child to Hell.

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It was "Take your kids to work" day, and I figured that since my wife took our daughter to her work, I'd take our son to my work.

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While out on business trips, my husband Sam made sure to only cheat on me with people who share my name.

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As I put on the condom that my girlfriend prepared for me, I realized what she meant when she said that she had a problem with “stealthing”.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I told you, Hulk, to treat everything like an egg!” scolded Iron Man	1
For our senior prank, we replaced all the teachers’ desk chairs with cheap folding chairs.	1
I was catching up with some friends that I haven’t seen in a while when one of them told me that my abusive ex-boyfriend died 5 years ago.	1
“On this episode of Rule Breakers, we’re going to find out why going near an airplane when the engines are on is a fireable offence!”	1
"Please take good care of your mother," read the suicide note that the father addressed to his daughter.	1
We decided to drill good health habits into our children since people in our area keep dying of mysterious illnesses.	1
My heart broke when God kept me in Heaven but sent my child to Hell.	1
It was "Take your kids to work" day, and I figured that since my wife took our daughter to her work, I'd take our son to my work.	1
While out on business trips, my husband Sam made sure to only cheat on me with people who share my name.	1
As I put on the condom that my girlfriend prepared for me, I realized what she meant when she said that she had a problem with “stealthing”.	1