/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“I understand that you’re all about suicide awareness, but could you please tone it down this year?” the curator asked the artist.

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My wife seemed to have forgiven my affair when she asked me to go get the laundry from the basement.

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"You're so cute; so cute!" the woman cooed into the crying baby's ear, cradling it in her arms and stroking its head.

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Angered at losing yet another round of online gaming to my friend, I called the police and lied to them that my friend's father was abusing him.

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I shouldn’t have congratulated my friend’s win by hugging him in front of everyone at our ultra-conservative school.

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[JUN21] The wedding was great, but the reception was a disaster.

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Jimmy threw a spitball at Miss Blitz, so she marched his smirking butt over to the principal's office.

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[NOV22] My twin daughters needed new kidneys and I was a match.

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I discovered that the rumours about the violent angel statues that kill when unseen are true.

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It was so nice of my ex to give me their old car after that nasty divorce.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I understand that you’re all about suicide awareness, but could you please tone it down this year?” the curator asked the artist.	100
My wife seemed to have forgiven my affair when she asked me to go get the laundry from the basement.	100
"You're so cute; so cute!" the woman cooed into the crying baby's ear, cradling it in her arms and stroking its head.	94
Angered at losing yet another round of online gaming to my friend, I called the police and lied to them that my friend's father was abusing him.	94
I shouldn’t have congratulated my friend’s win by hugging him in front of everyone at our ultra-conservative school.	94
[JUN21] The wedding was great, but the reception was a disaster.	93
Jimmy threw a spitball at Miss Blitz, so she marched his smirking butt over to the principal's office.	89
[NOV22] My twin daughters needed new kidneys and I was a match.	88
I discovered that the rumours about the violent angel statues that kill when unseen are true.	88
It was so nice of my ex to give me their old car after that nasty divorce.	85