/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Mommy and I don’t normally go to this church because Daddy’s there all the time!” said the boy to his teacher.

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A single tear fell down her cheek as she slowly walked down the aisle.

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I awoke from the body-swap machine screaming that I couldn’t see.

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“Here in Hell, we’ve done away with the barbaric punishments of yesteryear in favour of something a bit more user-friendly.”

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As expected, the police checked the trunk of my car and found nothing.

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I leave my house every day fearing that I will never see my children again. NSFW

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Children are the best suppliers for my store.

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My friends and I jokingly put ourselves up for sale on eBay.

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The fisherman was happy to discover a bunch of freshly killed fish floating near his boat.

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Every night, I walk into my patients’ rooms and deeply massage their newborns’ heads, telling the moms that it’s beneficial for their brains.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Mommy and I don’t normally go to this church because Daddy’s there all the time!” said the boy to his teacher.	154
A single tear fell down her cheek as she slowly walked down the aisle.	144
I awoke from the body-swap machine screaming that I couldn’t see.	140
“Here in Hell, we’ve done away with the barbaric punishments of yesteryear in favour of something a bit more user-friendly.”	139
As expected, the police checked the trunk of my car and found nothing.	133
I leave my house every day fearing that I will never see my children again. NSFW	125
Children are the best suppliers for my store.	120
My friends and I jokingly put ourselves up for sale on eBay.	118
The fisherman was happy to discover a bunch of freshly killed fish floating near his boat.	113
Every night, I walk into my patients’ rooms and deeply massage their newborns’ heads, telling the moms that it’s beneficial for their brains.	101