/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[MAY22] After the scientist successfully teleported a bouquet of roses across the room, I volunteered to be the first human to try it out.

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My child froze at the sight of me and I realized why when I saw my reflection in her eyes.

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I dared my friend to be a superhero for a day, figuring that he’d back out at the sight of his first criminal, and he accepted.

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[MAR22] If only Mrs. Johnson hadn't called 911 to complain about the latest Amber Alert that woke her from her sleep.

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My stepdad will bash in the heads of anyone who bothers him.

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Rose bravely fought off her attacker and watched him run off.

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For sale: one wedding band.

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Not wanting the genie to twist her weight-loss wish and lose some of her organs, the woman wished to lose 50lbs of fat.

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My way of raising my kids is to reboot them when they misbehave by using my patent-pending "Control-Alt-Delete" method.

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My son, who was missing the State Fair, was very happy when I told him about a new ride that we have at home!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[MAY22] After the scientist successfully teleported a bouquet of roses across the room, I volunteered to be the first human to try it out.	222
My child froze at the sight of me and I realized why when I saw my reflection in her eyes.	207
I dared my friend to be a superhero for a day, figuring that he’d back out at the sight of his first criminal, and he accepted.	203
[MAR22] If only Mrs. Johnson hadn't called 911 to complain about the latest Amber Alert that woke her from her sleep.	202
My stepdad will bash in the heads of anyone who bothers him.	197
Rose bravely fought off her attacker and watched him run off.	185
For sale: one wedding band.	184
Not wanting the genie to twist her weight-loss wish and lose some of her organs, the woman wished to lose 50lbs of fat.	182
My way of raising my kids is to reboot them when they misbehave by using my patent-pending "Control-Alt-Delete" method.	158
My son, who was missing the State Fair, was very happy when I told him about a new ride that we have at home!	156