/u/cindybubbles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Dad, for Halloween, I want us to be Nemo and Marlin!” exclaimed my son.

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I was breastfeeding for the first time when I felt a painful sting and saw blood. NSFW

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[AUG22] As the security guards left the vault, one remarked to the other, "Wow, outside is such a scorcher."

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Despite the pleas made by the students and the staff, I reached a deal with the principal to keep my wayward daughter in boarding school.

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After coming out to my partner about my affair, we decided to divorce so that I could be free to be with my sweetheart.

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At first, Elmer thought that the executioner’s aim was terrible as he felt blow after blow on his back, hips and knees.

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When I was hired 45 years ago, I had to sign a legally binding contract that said that I had to return everything that the company paid for if I were to cease working there.

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To combat the heatwave and a broken A/C, everyone in the office began taking off their clothes. NSFW

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I waited as my wife, a devout Christian, asked the genie to reunite her with her maker.

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The Crimson Flower is a very rare and highly valuable plant species, cultivated by the blood, sweat and tears of our employees.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Dad, for Halloween, I want us to be Nemo and Marlin!” exclaimed my son.	372
I was breastfeeding for the first time when I felt a painful sting and saw blood. NSFW	342
[AUG22] As the security guards left the vault, one remarked to the other, "Wow, outside is such a scorcher."	338
Despite the pleas made by the students and the staff, I reached a deal with the principal to keep my wayward daughter in boarding school.	308
After coming out to my partner about my affair, we decided to divorce so that I could be free to be with my sweetheart.	303
At first, Elmer thought that the executioner’s aim was terrible as he felt blow after blow on his back, hips and knees.	285
When I was hired 45 years ago, I had to sign a legally binding contract that said that I had to return everything that the company paid for if I were to cease working there.	284
To combat the heatwave and a broken A/C, everyone in the office began taking off their clothes. NSFW	263
I waited as my wife, a devout Christian, asked the genie to reunite her with her maker.	233
The Crimson Flower is a very rare and highly valuable plant species, cultivated by the blood, sweat and tears of our employees.	223