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I think I’m getting too involved in the Catholic Church.

186 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Rose bravely fought off her attacker and watched him run off.

185 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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For sale: one wedding band.

184 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Not wanting the genie to twist her weight-loss wish and lose some of her organs, the woman wished to lose 50lbs of fat.

182 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My then-boss and then-coworkers told me that they were going to "kill off some brain cells with their cancer sticks".

181 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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A version of me from 5 years into the future told me that my time machine was too dangerous to use, but I laughed him off.

174 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Ralph tried to discipline his kids with his belt. NSFW

171 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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To the man who stole my wife, took over my house and is currently raising my children:

169 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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“Another Pokémon caught!” thought the young woman as she stuffed her Nintendo DS into her backpack.

169 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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A cougar gave me head last night.

161 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I think I’m getting too involved in the Catholic Church.	186	TwoSentenceComedy
Rose bravely fought off her attacker and watched him run off.	185	TwoSentenceHorror
For sale: one wedding band.	184	TwoSentenceHorror
Not wanting the genie to twist her weight-loss wish and lose some of her organs, the woman wished to lose 50lbs of fat.	182	TwoSentenceHorror
My then-boss and then-coworkers told me that they were going to "kill off some brain cells with their cancer sticks".	181	TwoSentenceSadness
A version of me from 5 years into the future told me that my time machine was too dangerous to use, but I laughed him off.	174	TwoSentenceComedy
Ralph tried to discipline his kids with his belt. NSFW	171	TwoSentenceComedy
To the man who stole my wife, took over my house and is currently raising my children:	169	TwoSentenceComedy
“Another Pokémon caught!” thought the young woman as she stuffed her Nintendo DS into her backpack.	169	TwoSentenceSadness
A cougar gave me head last night.	161	TwoSentenceComedy