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Mom, Dad, I have to come out to you.

160 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My mother calmly put the milk back onto the shelf and then raged about the unacceptable “slur” that was on the carton.

159 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My way of raising my kids is to reboot them when they misbehave by using my patent-pending "Control-Alt-Delete" method.

158 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My son, who was missing the State Fair, was very happy when I told him about a new ride that we have at home!

156 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Mom (sent 25 minutes ago): “I love you!”

155 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I tried to make my assistant disappear. NSFW

154 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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“Mommy and I don’t normally go to this church because Daddy’s there all the time!” said the boy to his teacher.

154 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After a day of dealing with angry customers with a smile on my face, I locked myself in the employee break room and cried.

152 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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After years of trying, I’ve finally decided to give up stalking my ex-girlfriend.

149 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I was proud when my husband finally converted.

147 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mom, Dad, I have to come out to you.	160	TwoSentenceComedy
My mother calmly put the milk back onto the shelf and then raged about the unacceptable “slur” that was on the carton.	159	TwoSentenceComedy
My way of raising my kids is to reboot them when they misbehave by using my patent-pending "Control-Alt-Delete" method.	158	TwoSentenceHorror
My son, who was missing the State Fair, was very happy when I told him about a new ride that we have at home!	156	TwoSentenceHorror
Mom (sent 25 minutes ago): “I love you!”	155	TwoSentenceSadness
I tried to make my assistant disappear. NSFW	154	TwoSentenceComedy
“Mommy and I don’t normally go to this church because Daddy’s there all the time!” said the boy to his teacher.	154	TwoSentenceHorror
After a day of dealing with angry customers with a smile on my face, I locked myself in the employee break room and cried.	152	TwoSentenceSadness
After years of trying, I’ve finally decided to give up stalking my ex-girlfriend.	149	TwoSentenceComedy
I was proud when my husband finally converted.	147	TwoSentenceComedy