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My friend tried to have sex with a cougar yesterday.

145 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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A single tear fell down her cheek as she slowly walked down the aisle.

144 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"You idiot!" yelled my friend after I failed to catch fish using KFC as bait.

142 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I awoke from the body-swap machine screaming that I couldn’t see.

140 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Here in Hell, we’ve done away with the barbaric punishments of yesteryear in favour of something a bit more user-friendly.”

139 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As expected, the police checked the trunk of my car and found nothing.

133 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“I’m doing this for my daughter,” I whispered to myself while drying my eyes and blowing my nose into a Kleenex tissue.

132 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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When Sam opened his first bar in Bible Belt, USA, he thought he was going to be run out of town.

131 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"We're entering Mormon country, so you better hide your frappuccino!" my friend warned me.

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As the old man lay dying, his son heard his last words, “Derek, I never wanted you…”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My friend tried to have sex with a cougar yesterday.	145	TwoSentenceComedy
A single tear fell down her cheek as she slowly walked down the aisle.	144	TwoSentenceHorror
"You idiot!" yelled my friend after I failed to catch fish using KFC as bait.	142	TwoSentenceComedy
I awoke from the body-swap machine screaming that I couldn’t see.	140	TwoSentenceHorror
“Here in Hell, we’ve done away with the barbaric punishments of yesteryear in favour of something a bit more user-friendly.”	139	TwoSentenceHorror
As expected, the police checked the trunk of my car and found nothing.	133	TwoSentenceHorror
“I’m doing this for my daughter,” I whispered to myself while drying my eyes and blowing my nose into a Kleenex tissue.	132	TwoSentenceSadness
When Sam opened his first bar in Bible Belt, USA, he thought he was going to be run out of town.	131	TwoSentenceSadness
"We're entering Mormon country, so you better hide your frappuccino!" my friend warned me.	130	TwoSentenceComedy
As the old man lay dying, his son heard his last words, “Derek, I never wanted you…”	127	TwoSentenceSadness