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I leave my house every day fearing that I will never see my children again. NSFW

125 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Children are the best suppliers for my store.

120 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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When my wife suggested that I put my mother in a nursing home, I balked.

119 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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My friends and I jokingly put ourselves up for sale on eBay.

118 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I had to quit my job at the paper mill today.

118 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I called up the priest and asked him to reverse his exorcism.

116 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Chairs were thrown, tears were shed, windows were shattered and spells and curses were flung left and right.

116 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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As a retail employee, you learn to hide your feelings behind a fake smile.

114 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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The fisherman was happy to discover a bunch of freshly killed fish floating near his boat.

113 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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“You know, I’ve never smoked before,” admitted the inmate to the guard.

111 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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