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[APR22] "I bet everything on that stupid Blackjack game and lost it all!" moaned the man to the bartender.

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“You can’t fire me, because I quit!”

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[JUN21] I swore to never end up like my father, who reportedly married my pregnant mother with a shotgun attached to his head.

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[JUN23] While running to catch the subway, I tripped on my cloak and fell onto the tracks.

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I thought I'd get to play my favourite games when the nurses delivered my iPad to my hospital room.

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[JUN21] Everybody cried at my wedding and not a single eye was dry.

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The man said to the genie, “Genie, this isn’t what I meant when I said that I wished to be surrounded by hot chicks.”

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I think that it would be easy to take down our fucking enemies.

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“I thought that vampires hated the sun!” I screamed as the horde of vampires began to feast on us beach goers.

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After saving our allowances for weeks, my brother and I finally had enough money to buy puppies from a discount breeder.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[APR22] "I bet everything on that stupid Blackjack game and lost it all!" moaned the man to the bartender.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
“You can’t fire me, because I quit!”	22	TwoSentenceSadness
[JUN21] I swore to never end up like my father, who reportedly married my pregnant mother with a shotgun attached to his head.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
[JUN23] While running to catch the subway, I tripped on my cloak and fell onto the tracks.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought I'd get to play my favourite games when the nurses delivered my iPad to my hospital room.	22	TwoSentenceSadness
[JUN21] Everybody cried at my wedding and not a single eye was dry.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
The man said to the genie, “Genie, this isn’t what I meant when I said that I wished to be surrounded by hot chicks.”	22	TwoSentenceComedy
I think that it would be easy to take down our fucking enemies.	22	TwoSentenceComedy
“I thought that vampires hated the sun!” I screamed as the horde of vampires began to feast on us beach goers.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
After saving our allowances for weeks, my brother and I finally had enough money to buy puppies from a discount breeder.	21	TwoSentenceHorror