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My fortune teller gazed into her crystal ball, screamed and then fainted.

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My brother used to complain that uniforms "stifle creativity and oppress others by promoting conformity."

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The office potluck is happening tomorrow, and I'm planning on surprising my coworkers with my dish.

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Wife (sent 5 minutes ago): I’ll poison my husband with his favourite, roast chicken, and you and I will finally be free, Mark!”

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As we dragged the inmate to his new cell in The Hole, I thought...

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Seeing an all-time tithing low, Pastor John joked to his congregants that money not given to God is money spent on the Devil.

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[AUG21] The time-out room at the daycare where I work has a snack table full of peanut butter, crackers, milk, cheese, and fruit.

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I heard that cell phones were great at deterring crime, but all I had was an old Nokia flip phone.

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My boyfriend and I were making out in a secluded area when a pack of wild dogs surrounded us.

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[OCT21] The ride operators walked off the job after their union couldn't negotiate a fair deal with park management.

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