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We were fucking around in my girlfriend’s house when her husband came home. NSFW

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[JAN23] The two-faced media mogul always claimed to be a man of “family values”.

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It was 100°F out here and our stingy boss wouldn’t let us take a break or cool off with the client’s garden hose.

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I splashed scalding hot water on my rival and won the modelling competition by default.

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“I regret nothing,” said the old man on his deathbed.

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My girlfriend's dog got sick again so she stayed home to help me care for him.

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As the new county clerk settled in, she was shocked by what she saw while checking out the birth records.

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"Alexa, call the police!" I screamed as the robbers beat and kicked me and my family.

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I eat right, get 8 hours of sleep a day and I work out, doing 500 dumbbell lifts a day.

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The young husband asked his old wife, “Honey, I understand wanting a Christmas wedding, but why did you book our honeymoon in the stone-cold regions of Canada?”

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