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[FEB22] He mauled the child as best as he could, tearing chunks of flesh off with his broken teeth.

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"Well, Mrs. Walker, the good news is that your husband won the jackpot!"

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When addressing the prison overcrowding issue, the warden shot down the suggestion of using Zyklon-B, stating that "we're not monsters!".

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I was finally able to get my app sold on the major app stores after convincing the companies behind them that participation in it will be voluntary.

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I don’t know why I was fired since all I did was give someone the axe, just like they asked me to.

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[DEC22] “For my next trick, I will try to wriggle out of my straight jacket and get out in two minutes before I drop into a wide array of whirring saws!”

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I was surprised when my ex offered to pump gas for me as we had just broken up and begun the process of moving his stuff to his new apartment.

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My dream of us growing old together and dying side by side was shattered ...

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I don't know which is worse.

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I diapered my granddaughter and put the turkey into the hot oven.

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