/u/cindybubbles's posts
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[MAY23] I prayed to God, wishing that it was me who died in that “bonfire” of a pileup rather than my dog.
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Grandma gave her grandson a PB&J sandwich for school, even though she knew he was allergic to peanuts.
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My friends and I like to play "Predator vs. Prey" where we frolic in the savannah dressed as our favourite animals. NSFW
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We thought we found a nice place to have sex, until the priest and some elderly church ladies ordered us out.
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[OCT21] Thinking that the trick went poorly, the magician hastily hid the body parts of his assistant all around the State Fair.
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[JAN22] Back in the '90s, I was "killfiled" (read: blocked) in an alt newsgroup for "trolling" one of their members.
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“Don’t worry, Mrs. Gloop; no one will buy Augustus-flavoured chocolate-coated Gloop!” Wonka reassured the bawling mother as she watched her son go up the big pipe that led to the fudge room.
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