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The King caught his Queen cheating on him with the court jester. NSFW

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Unsure of what to do about the suicide note with her signature on it in the living room, Jenna heard footsteps, drew her weapon and opened fire on the intruder.

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I wasn’t surprised when my book about the history of glue became a bestseller.

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My chest tightened so much that I thought that I was going to die from a heart attack.

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After many years of bumming booze off of me and my buddies, we decided to give my mooching girlfriend a drink that she'll never forget! NSFW

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[FEB22] We wondered why the safari guide was adamant about us not leaving the bus while since we thought it was common sense.

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September 22, 2020 headline: "Local man and woman lauded as their sweet pea casserole and bitter almond coffee take Texas State Fair by storm."

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Mommy took us to the beach.

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As I was drawing up the sheriff’s will, he asked me to tell his deputy to collect all the townspeople’s guns and bury them with the sheriff when he dies.

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“Did you just forget the one important thing that I taught you, Willy?!”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The King caught his Queen cheating on him with the court jester. NSFW	9	TwoSentenceComedy
Unsure of what to do about the suicide note with her signature on it in the living room, Jenna heard footsteps, drew her weapon and opened fire on the intruder.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
I wasn’t surprised when my book about the history of glue became a bestseller.	9	TwoSentenceComedy
My chest tightened so much that I thought that I was going to die from a heart attack.	8	TwoSentenceComedy
After many years of bumming booze off of me and my buddies, we decided to give my mooching girlfriend a drink that she'll never forget! NSFW	8	TwoSentenceHorror
[FEB22] We wondered why the safari guide was adamant about us not leaving the bus while since we thought it was common sense.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
September 22, 2020 headline: "Local man and woman lauded as their sweet pea casserole and bitter almond coffee take Texas State Fair by storm."	8	TwoSentenceHorror
Mommy took us to the beach.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
As I was drawing up the sheriff’s will, he asked me to tell his deputy to collect all the townspeople’s guns and bury them with the sheriff when he dies.	8	TwoSentenceComedy
“Did you just forget the one important thing that I taught you, Willy?!”	8	TwoSentenceHorror