/u/cindybubbles's posts
To test our rebel theory, we put each of our 20 volunteers in a room and told them that under no circumstances were they to press the only red button on the panel of buttons that was right in front of them.
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My boyfriend was impressed by the way I faked all the certifications needed to get him his favourite exotic foods.
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"Honey," the blonde wife texted her husband, "I took out those awful tenty thingies that were in your backpack and packed your lunch there instead!"
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[OCT2020] Funerals are great, except when slackers get caught abusing their state-mandated bereavement leaves.
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To his family, it looked like the inmate was sleeping peacefully when my execution team and I administered the second drug.
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I sat in the hotel room, sipping my soda in nothing but my undies and awaiting my much older blind date.
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I heard a knock on the door, opened it and saw my favourite meal placed neatly on the doorstep with a note addressed to me that said, "I love you".
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