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I walked around my living room like a half-dead zombie.

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To get back at my cheating husband, I mixed his favourite whisky with rat poison, hoping to kill him with one go.

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A cougar ate me out last night.

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I lost my fucking car.

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My parents never gave me The Talk when I was a kid. NSFW

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[JAN23] I was sitting at the bar when the guy next to me offered to buy me a drink.

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“Did you just forget the one important thing that I taught you, Willy?!”

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The demand for wings is so great that the poultry industry just couldn’t keep up.

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“You know, I think that my only flaw is that I care too much,” said God to St. Peter.

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Something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue.

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