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“You’re not leaving this table until you eat every bite of your dinner!” threatened my mom.

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Having lost custody of my kids to my vindictive ex, I knew that there was only one way to get them back.

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After years of overeating, my mother-in-law finally became bedbound.

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“Did he say for us to ‘scream’ or to ‘scram’?” my friend asked me, frozen in fear.

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I commented to my friend about how the bride and groom look just like Beauty and the Beast.

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As I left the airport in my new home country, I spotted a nice restaurant, settled in, and ordered myself a cow pie.

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I discovered a book called “Mrs. Beeton’s Guide to Dealing With Your Wayward Husband”

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My son is the best! NSFW

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[MAY22] My girlfriend Rose told me that she was pregnant.

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We were trolling around in the local cemetery and laughing at all of the hilarious inscriptions on the headstones.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“You’re not leaving this table until you eat every bite of your dinner!” threatened my mom.	8	TwoSentenceComedy
Having lost custody of my kids to my vindictive ex, I knew that there was only one way to get them back.	8	TwoSentenceComedy
After years of overeating, my mother-in-law finally became bedbound.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
“Did he say for us to ‘scream’ or to ‘scram’?” my friend asked me, frozen in fear.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
I commented to my friend about how the bride and groom look just like Beauty and the Beast.	7	TwoSentenceComedy
As I left the airport in my new home country, I spotted a nice restaurant, settled in, and ordered myself a cow pie.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
I discovered a book called “Mrs. Beeton’s Guide to Dealing With Your Wayward Husband”	7	TwoSentenceHorror
My son is the best! NSFW	7	TwoSentenceComedy
[MAY22] My girlfriend Rose told me that she was pregnant.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
We were trolling around in the local cemetery and laughing at all of the hilarious inscriptions on the headstones.	7	TwoSentenceComedy