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I have the booze, Eddie’s coming with the drugs and Shelley’s brought over the gasoline, cigarettes, matches and lighters.

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I go over my ex’s house every night to smear mud all over his Lamborghini and he knows it.

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A blonde dancer walked into a bar.

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I jumped for joy and paid the fee that I was able to squirrel away from my owner, looking forward to a life in a rich man’s body.

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[APR23] My friend and I have been in a secret duel where we cast spells on one another behind everyone’s backs.

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After watching that last shooting-related news story, I made sure that my husband never had access to arms ever again.

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[OCT2020] Funerals are great because you get to see the best and the worst of humanity at the same time.

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I regret majoring in the Humanities.

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"They say that only the good die young,"

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I had a successful BBQ party, despite my wife not helping.

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