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I stomped on her chest, whipped out my gun and blasted her head into a pink mist ...

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[AUGUST2020]"You're not me, you don't know what it's like to be CEO of a struggling company!" the CEO complained to his secretary.

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My son introduced me to his friend Daryl.

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Some dudes walked into a bar.

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[JUN23] Old Man Jim was a real good man who took real good care of his slaves.

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When I was your age, I was young, dumb and stupid.

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[DEC2020] Unlike other "snowbirds", I fly further north for the winter.

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My 8th-grade teacher said that visiting our Home Ec class was better than visiting the boys’ Shop class because he gets something to eat here.

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I dreamed that I was surrounded by mountains of cookies and the princess told me that I could have them all if I signed a contract.

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My cheating ex-boyfriend has this fetish for breast milk so I’ve been sending some his way since my miscarriage.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I stomped on her chest, whipped out my gun and blasted her head into a pink mist ...	7	TwoSentenceComedy
[AUGUST2020]"You're not me, you don't know what it's like to be CEO of a struggling company!" the CEO complained to his secretary.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
My son introduced me to his friend Daryl.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
Some dudes walked into a bar.	7	TwoSentenceComedy
[JUN23] Old Man Jim was a real good man who took real good care of his slaves.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
When I was your age, I was young, dumb and stupid.	7	TwoSentenceComedy
[DEC2020] Unlike other "snowbirds", I fly further north for the winter.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
My 8th-grade teacher said that visiting our Home Ec class was better than visiting the boys’ Shop class because he gets something to eat here.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
I dreamed that I was surrounded by mountains of cookies and the princess told me that I could have them all if I signed a contract.	6	TwoSentenceComedy
My cheating ex-boyfriend has this fetish for breast milk so I’ve been sending some his way since my miscarriage.	6	TwoSentenceHorror