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[EU] Working at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes is normally a breeze for you. However, you start wheezing for real when a "Karen" type witch storms into your shop, takes her wand out and utters the words that every employee dreads to hear: "Accio Manager!" NSFW
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I sat down to enjoy the "Ted" sandwich that I always get from the office fridge each day, only to see Ted standing behind me.
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“Maybe telling my wife that we can just make another kid right after the miscarriage wasn’t a good idea after all,” the man told the doctor.
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“Mort’s wife called,” said the secretary to her boss, “and said that he can’t come to work because our alien overlords stabbed him in the stomach and is currently sucking his insides out.”
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