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I was breastfeeding for the first time when I felt a painful sting and saw blood. NSFW

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When I asked my boss for a raise, he took me aside and said, "I want you to think of us like family."

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[AUG22] As the security guards left the vault, one remarked to the other, "Wow, outside is such a scorcher."

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To the person who sent my children boxes of LEGO sets and bags of glitter last Christmas:

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“Please, mom, can we stay for five more minutes?” asked my daughter.

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I never question my boss, not even if we have a bad phone connection. NSFW

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Despite the pleas made by the students and the staff, I reached a deal with the principal to keep my wayward daughter in boarding school.

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We found a nice, quiet place to do the deed. NSFW

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After coming out to my partner about my affair, we decided to divorce so that I could be free to be with my sweetheart.

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Kelsey and Betty always swapped "your mom" jokes every day since they first met in kindergarten.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was breastfeeding for the first time when I felt a painful sting and saw blood. NSFW	342	TwoSentenceHorror
When I asked my boss for a raise, he took me aside and said, "I want you to think of us like family."	342	TwoSentenceComedy
[AUG22] As the security guards left the vault, one remarked to the other, "Wow, outside is such a scorcher."	338	TwoSentenceHorror
To the person who sent my children boxes of LEGO sets and bags of glitter last Christmas:	338	TwoSentenceComedy
“Please, mom, can we stay for five more minutes?” asked my daughter.	337	TwoSentenceSadness
I never question my boss, not even if we have a bad phone connection. NSFW	316	TwoSentenceComedy
Despite the pleas made by the students and the staff, I reached a deal with the principal to keep my wayward daughter in boarding school.	308	TwoSentenceHorror
We found a nice, quiet place to do the deed. NSFW	308	TwoSentenceComedy
After coming out to my partner about my affair, we decided to divorce so that I could be free to be with my sweetheart.	303	TwoSentenceHorror
Kelsey and Betty always swapped "your mom" jokes every day since they first met in kindergarten.	302	TwoSentenceSadness