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When he found out that his wife cheated, he was devastated.

295 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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My college friend announced to me the he’s now a time traveller, but had a run-in with my mom.

294 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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At first, Elmer thought that the executioner’s aim was terrible as he felt blow after blow on his back, hips and knees.

285 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I was hired 45 years ago, I had to sign a legally binding contract that said that I had to return everything that the company paid for if I were to cease working there.

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I've cooked devil's lettuce into my devil's food cupcakes and I packed it all into my "Devil Wears Prada" reusable bags.

278 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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To combat the heatwave and a broken A/C, everyone in the office began taking off their clothes. NSFW

263 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My doctor said that I needed a PET scan, so he called his dog over and told her to sniff me.

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My dad looked angry as he took off his belt.

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Girls ghost me every time I tell them that MMF threesomes are a must.

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When I heard my bully’s voice on the other end of the suicide hotline, I immediately hung up…

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When he found out that his wife cheated, he was devastated.	295	TwoSentenceSadness
My college friend announced to me the he’s now a time traveller, but had a run-in with my mom.	294	TwoSentenceComedy
At first, Elmer thought that the executioner’s aim was terrible as he felt blow after blow on his back, hips and knees.	285	TwoSentenceHorror
When I was hired 45 years ago, I had to sign a legally binding contract that said that I had to return everything that the company paid for if I were to cease working there.	284	TwoSentenceHorror
I've cooked devil's lettuce into my devil's food cupcakes and I packed it all into my "Devil Wears Prada" reusable bags.	278	TwoSentenceComedy
To combat the heatwave and a broken A/C, everyone in the office began taking off their clothes. NSFW	263	TwoSentenceHorror
My doctor said that I needed a PET scan, so he called his dog over and told her to sniff me.	250	TwoSentenceComedy
My dad looked angry as he took off his belt.	243	TwoSentenceComedy
Girls ghost me every time I tell them that MMF threesomes are a must.	243	TwoSentenceSadness
When I heard my bully’s voice on the other end of the suicide hotline, I immediately hung up…	239	TwoSentenceSadness