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“I should stop”, the immortal god thought to himself. NSFW

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“Yes, I do have a plan for each of you,” said God to the devout Christians.

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I waited as my wife, a devout Christian, asked the genie to reunite her with her maker.

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I had no choice but to send my child to conversion camp.

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The Crimson Flower is a very rare and highly valuable plant species, cultivated by the blood, sweat and tears of our employees.

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[MAY22] After the scientist successfully teleported a bouquet of roses across the room, I volunteered to be the first human to try it out.

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I should have told my husband about my diarrhea. NSFW

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After the neighbours complained, we found a nice quiet place to shoot our amateur film. NSFW

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Being the smartass that I was, I channelled my inner Urkel and said, "Did I do that?"

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After telling his wife that he had good news and bad news, the man told her that he had Stage 4 pancreatic cancer and that he had only months to live.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I should stop”, the immortal god thought to himself. NSFW	238	TwoSentenceComedy
“Yes, I do have a plan for each of you,” said God to the devout Christians.	234	TwoSentenceComedy
I waited as my wife, a devout Christian, asked the genie to reunite her with her maker.	233	TwoSentenceHorror
I had no choice but to send my child to conversion camp.	230	TwoSentenceComedy
The Crimson Flower is a very rare and highly valuable plant species, cultivated by the blood, sweat and tears of our employees.	223	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAY22] After the scientist successfully teleported a bouquet of roses across the room, I volunteered to be the first human to try it out.	222	TwoSentenceHorror
I should have told my husband about my diarrhea. NSFW	221	TwoSentenceComedy
After the neighbours complained, we found a nice quiet place to shoot our amateur film. NSFW	215	TwoSentenceComedy
Being the smartass that I was, I channelled my inner Urkel and said, "Did I do that?"	212	TwoSentenceComedy
After telling his wife that he had good news and bad news, the man told her that he had Stage 4 pancreatic cancer and that he had only months to live.	211	TwoSentenceComedy