/u/cjphillips612's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“The scariest thing about skydiving isn’t the possibility of death” my instructor told be before we jumped.

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Roses are red, violets are blue

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I dreamed that there was an older man sleeping next to me who would turn off my alarm clock before I woke up.

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I opened to door to see a large Austrian man was the one banging on my door.

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Hello, welcome, come on inside!!

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“It wasn’t me, I would never harm my children, please,” I hopelessly screamed at the officers arresting me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“The scariest thing about skydiving isn’t the possibility of death” my instructor told be before we jumped.	1935
Roses are red, violets are blue	188
I dreamed that there was an older man sleeping next to me who would turn off my alarm clock before I woke up.	11
I opened to door to see a large Austrian man was the one banging on my door.	8
Hello, welcome, come on inside!!	5
“It wasn’t me, I would never harm my children, please,” I hopelessly screamed at the officers arresting me.	4