/u/commonredditguy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I'll sell you this book for a discounted price of $49.99, but never look at the front page, for it is cursed," the bookseller from the street told me.

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I discovered this morning that my daughter escaped from her cell in the basement.

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My children blame me for not doing anything about the wars, famines, diseases, and deaths around the world, and not showing up despite being the omniscient God.

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"I want to be on TV!" the 8-year-old responded when asked why he wanted to be a reporter.

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I was confused upon seeing a thick white rope deep in the forest.

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I ran after the masked man, who murdered my parents and took my little sister with him, as he walked out the house.

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The aliens, who seemed friendly at first, started destroying our homes and stealing our resources.

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I was surprised when I found research papers that I wrote in college about the brainwashing and memory rewriting of the government.

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My little sister cried as we run away from our captors through endless fields.

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I heard the car pulling up and I knew I had to act quick.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I'll sell you this book for a discounted price of $49.99, but never look at the front page, for it is cursed," the bookseller from the street told me.	442
I discovered this morning that my daughter escaped from her cell in the basement.	227
My children blame me for not doing anything about the wars, famines, diseases, and deaths around the world, and not showing up despite being the omniscient God.	77
"I want to be on TV!" the 8-year-old responded when asked why he wanted to be a reporter.	68
I was confused upon seeing a thick white rope deep in the forest.	68
I ran after the masked man, who murdered my parents and took my little sister with him, as he walked out the house.	31
The aliens, who seemed friendly at first, started destroying our homes and stealing our resources.	21
I was surprised when I found research papers that I wrote in college about the brainwashing and memory rewriting of the government.	21
My little sister cried as we run away from our captors through endless fields.	20
I heard the car pulling up and I knew I had to act quick.	19