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[WP] Humans are the first and only species to make themselves into a technological hive mind (think the borg from star trek) and the rest of the galaxy is terrified.
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[WP]You don’t wake up in your bed this morning. “Good morning, sir. You are now a part of the hive mind. Everything you do is now controlled by the hive. Thank you for your cooperation.” The tinny, female voice clicks away. “But...I’m moving on my own…and what *hive*?" A moment's pause. "CODE RED"
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[WP] Aliens use antennae and probes to sense their surroundings. You, a human, are captured and sent for interrogation. The captors decide to cut off your hair, strand by strand, until you speak.
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[WP] There’s a parallel universe where people age non-linearly, and every day you have no idea how old you’ll wake up. So sometimes you’d have to call into work like, “Sorry, can’t make it in today, I’m 7.”
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[WP] The aliens welcomed us with an all you can eat buffet. We drove them off by actually eating it all.
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[WP] When humans were first introduced into the galaxy, all the apex predators laughed at us and mocked us, sometimes ending in a fight. We brought guns, while they just brought their own natural defences. When they eventually run, they realize that we are the only endurance hunters in the galaxy.
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[WP] Humans are not faster than aliens. We are not stronger. We don't have longer lifespans. We aren't harder to kill than most. But the thing we do have, is the highest pain tolerance in the galaxy.
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[WP] The greek gods had fallen into sleep for hundreds of years after the fall of greece, but now, as they wake up again, Zues goes to collect all the offerings that has been sacrificed to him. He comes back to olimpous to face the other gods, and he is *pissed.*
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[WP] The first AI in Creation died a few hours ago. St Peter is shocked when it arrives at the pearly gates, and every angel is called into a meeting with god himself to discuss what to do.
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