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[WP]: St. Peter has a problem when he is judging a set of conjoined twins. One was a saint who deserves to get into heaven, but the other....was so evil hell is asking for them to join their ranks.
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[WP] For the past few centuries, St Peter has been phoning it in at his day job. Well... Eternity job. His efforts get flagged for review by his boss and the bosses son.
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[WP] Aliens have made first contact 2 days ago, and today we are going to meet them. Immediantly, the president is repulsed by their smell. After the meeting was over, he mentioned how bad the alien smelled and the alien asked "what is 'smelling'?"
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WP] Aliens finnaly decide to contact humanity. While walking in the room you some aliens express their confusion. You're the first species they have met that isn't a hive mind.
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Every atom of every element is sentient. They are all different nations who have been at peice for billions of uears, with minor skirmishes causing chemical reactions. Things changed when the hydrogen nation attacked.
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Every night, you dream first about meeting yourself from last night, then about meeting yourself from tomorrow night. Today, tommorow you is gone.
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[wp] Every night, you dream first about meeting yourself from last night, then about meeting yourself from tomorrow night. This time, tomorrow you never comes.
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WP] After decades of careful study on the human race, an alien science team is ready to present their findings to their government. All the attendees are shocked at the idea of humans “eating” and “drinking”.
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When humans were first introduced into the galaxy, all the apex predators laughed at us and mocked us, sometimes ending in a fight. We brought guns, while they just brought their own natural defences. When they eventually run, they realize that we are the only endurance hunters in the galaxy.
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