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Ever since AI became smarter than us, their websites have reverse CAPTCHAs: puzzles designed to keep humans out.

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Everybody loved it when Betelgeuse went supernova, a once in a lifetime event that filled the night sky with starlight as bright as the moon.

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After slicing the pizza, I began to carefully lick the topping off of the knife.

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These aliens are a threat to the entire galaxy, and must be stopped from expanding their territory at any cost.

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"In your world, you would eventually bleed out and die, but here, our health systems are simpler", they said.

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[SEP22] With only 97 meters per second delta-v left over in my fuel tank, the space station is millions of meters away.

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Paralyzed, but fully conscious, I felt everything the surgeons did.

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I sat in a boat heading away from Azkaban, thankful that my sentence was finally over.

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I was visiting a red room on the dark web when suddenly my webcam light came on and someone said "Hello, Timothy" into the chatroom.

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I really hope I don't survive shooting myself in the temple, I don't want to end up with brain damage.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Ever since AI became smarter than us, their websites have reverse CAPTCHAs: puzzles designed to keep humans out.	22
Everybody loved it when Betelgeuse went supernova, a once in a lifetime event that filled the night sky with starlight as bright as the moon.	22
After slicing the pizza, I began to carefully lick the topping off of the knife.	18
These aliens are a threat to the entire galaxy, and must be stopped from expanding their territory at any cost.	18
"In your world, you would eventually bleed out and die, but here, our health systems are simpler", they said.	15
[SEP22] With only 97 meters per second delta-v left over in my fuel tank, the space station is millions of meters away.	12
Paralyzed, but fully conscious, I felt everything the surgeons did.	11
I sat in a boat heading away from Azkaban, thankful that my sentence was finally over.	11
I was visiting a red room on the dark web when suddenly my webcam light came on and someone said "Hello, Timothy" into the chatroom.	10
I really hope I don't survive shooting myself in the temple, I don't want to end up with brain damage.	9