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[WP] Everyone can do magic. Everyone except you, that is. Your aunt and uncle have always made fun of you for not being able to do magic, until one day you received a letter inviting you to a school of "science", and you discovered a secret society of people who make great things without magic.
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As I feel my body succumbing to death, I close my eyes and smile, knowing I'll pass into an eternal afterlife of joy.
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[WP] "Look," said the demon. "This is the 13th time you've summoned me to sell your soul. My boss wants to know where you're getting all these souls."
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[WP] Almost immediately after the invention of the time machine, one guy said he would go back in time to kill his own grandmother. He never returned. Nobody knows exactly how time travel paradoxes are resolved because anybody who creates one never comes back.
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The real Mad-Eye Moody decides to be the DADA teacher for fifth year. He has one eye; he is not wearing his magical eye. Someone asks him about it. NSFW
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"Since Professor Lockhart somehow accidentally vanished your entire arm, Harry, we're going to magically graft a donor's arm to you. In order to prevent immunorejection, the arm will have the donor's blood, which will be kept seperate from yours and flowing inside the arm, with magic."
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[EU] The imposter has finally been outed and ejected out the airlock. The surviving crewmates continue on their original mission: to get to the imposter's homeworld and genocide their species.
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