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As baby Harry was lifted out of his crib, he stared at the Black and Red Mask "Who's ready to fuck up this timeline? You are, oh yes you are!" Deadpool coos

593 upvotes • Greenlanternslights

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I want to be knighted.

559 upvotes • AnimeEagleScout

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The real Mad-Eye Moody decides to be the DADA teacher for fifth year. He has one eye; he is not wearing his magical eye. Someone asks him about it. NSFW

502 upvotes • copenhagen_bram

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"Mister Potter, even if it isn't explicitly stated in the rules. YOU CANNOT BEAT THE SECOND TASK OF THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT THIS WAY!"

481 upvotes • InuGhost

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"Since Professor Lockhart somehow accidentally vanished your entire arm, Harry, we're going to magically graft a donor's arm to you. In order to prevent immunorejection, the arm will have the donor's blood, which will be kept seperate from yours and flowing inside the arm, with magic."

462 upvotes • copenhagen_bram

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Lily comes up with a plan for the Fidelius

440 upvotes • baozinoodles

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Harry actually uses Sectumsempra the way he intended to

438 upvotes • Mauro697

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Sirius is never arrested and wants to raise Harry, but since Harry needs to live with Petunia, he decides to move in with the Dursley’s instead.

403 upvotes • JEBV

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Hagrid "forgot" to arrange for the Dursleys to have a way to leave the island in book 1.

368 upvotes • Admirable_Pumpkin317

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Dumbledore tutted, disappointedly. My dear Cornelius you seem to be under the misapprehension you have choice in the matter.

341 upvotes • Ashrakan

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As baby Harry was lifted out of his crib, he stared at the Black and Red Mask "Who's ready to fuck up this timeline? You are, oh yes you are!" Deadpool coos	593	Greenlanternslights
I want to be knighted.	559	AnimeEagleScout
The real Mad-Eye Moody decides to be the DADA teacher for fifth year. He has one eye; he is not wearing his magical eye. Someone asks him about it. NSFW	502	copenhagen_bram
"Mister Potter, even if it isn't explicitly stated in the rules. YOU CANNOT BEAT THE SECOND TASK OF THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT THIS WAY!"	481	InuGhost
"Since Professor Lockhart somehow accidentally vanished your entire arm, Harry, we're going to magically graft a donor's arm to you. In order to prevent immunorejection, the arm will have the donor's blood, which will be kept seperate from yours and flowing inside the arm, with magic."	462	copenhagen_bram
Lily comes up with a plan for the Fidelius	440	baozinoodles
Harry actually uses Sectumsempra the way he intended to	438	Mauro697
Sirius is never arrested and wants to raise Harry, but since Harry needs to live with Petunia, he decides to move in with the Dursley’s instead.	403	JEBV
Hagrid "forgot" to arrange for the Dursleys to have a way to leave the island in book 1.	368	Admirable_Pumpkin317
Dumbledore tutted, disappointedly. My dear Cornelius you seem to be under the misapprehension you have choice in the matter.	341	Ashrakan