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The real Mad-Eye Moody decides to be the DADA teacher for fifth year. He has one eye; he is not wearing his magical eye. Someone asks him about it. NSFW

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"Since Professor Lockhart somehow accidentally vanished your entire arm, Harry, we're going to magically graft a donor's arm to you. In order to prevent immunorejection, the arm will have the donor's blood, which will be kept seperate from yours and flowing inside the arm, with magic."

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"GRIFFINDOR!" shouts the Sorting Hat. The students Cheer for Harry, as he grins. He reaches up to take off the hat, but before he can do that, the hat shouts "SLYTHERIN!"

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There is no phoenix to save Harry from the basilisk venom. Everything fades to black... but then he wakes up.

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How would Voldemort react if he felt the death of his diary?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The real Mad-Eye Moody decides to be the DADA teacher for fifth year. He has one eye; he is not wearing his magical eye. Someone asks him about it. NSFW	502
"Since Professor Lockhart somehow accidentally vanished your entire arm, Harry, we're going to magically graft a donor's arm to you. In order to prevent immunorejection, the arm will have the donor's blood, which will be kept seperate from yours and flowing inside the arm, with magic."	462
"GRIFFINDOR!" shouts the Sorting Hat. The students Cheer for Harry, as he grins. He reaches up to take off the hat, but before he can do that, the hat shouts "SLYTHERIN!"	254
There is no phoenix to save Harry from the basilisk venom. Everything fades to black... but then he wakes up.	19
How would Voldemort react if he felt the death of his diary?	5