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As baby Harry was lifted out of his crib, he stared at the Black and Red Mask "Who's ready to fuck up this timeline? You are, oh yes you are!" Deadpool coos

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"Don't be fooled, Magicals walk among you and steal your memories to stay hidden. And your governments know about it."

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"Sorry for barging in so suddenly sir." Harry says awkwardly, eyeing the woman in the chair in front of Dumbledore's desk "No need to apologize my boy, I was just having tea with an Old Friend. Harry, this is the Ancient One, the Supreme Sorcerer of the Magical World and the Sorcerers of Kamar-Taj."

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A House accidentally gets freed when cleaning the Gryffindor Tower because of Hermione's hats. The House Elves retaliate

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What kind of drugs do you think exists in the wizarding world? We know for a fact they have their own versions of alcohol

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"Everyone, please welcome the new Minister of Magic, Victor Von Doom!"

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"Today we will be learning about Muggle Weaponry." Moody says, holding up a pump action shotgun

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A group of seventh years figure out how to get magic to work with Muggle technology. As a result, unknown to the wizarding world the Tri Wizard tournament is broadcasted live to the entire world.

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As Harry summoned the cup to him, he aimed his wand desperately at Voldemort and bellowed "Avada Kedavra!" but before could see if the spell hit, he's yanked away.

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Would a Witch or Wizard have a higher alcohol tolerance than Muggles?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As baby Harry was lifted out of his crib, he stared at the Black and Red Mask "Who's ready to fuck up this timeline? You are, oh yes you are!" Deadpool coos	593
"Don't be fooled, Magicals walk among you and steal your memories to stay hidden. And your governments know about it."	184
"Sorry for barging in so suddenly sir." Harry says awkwardly, eyeing the woman in the chair in front of Dumbledore's desk "No need to apologize my boy, I was just having tea with an Old Friend. Harry, this is the Ancient One, the Supreme Sorcerer of the Magical World and the Sorcerers of Kamar-Taj."	149
A House accidentally gets freed when cleaning the Gryffindor Tower because of Hermione's hats. The House Elves retaliate	120
What kind of drugs do you think exists in the wizarding world? We know for a fact they have their own versions of alcohol	103
"Everyone, please welcome the new Minister of Magic, Victor Von Doom!"	82
"Today we will be learning about Muggle Weaponry." Moody says, holding up a pump action shotgun	81
A group of seventh years figure out how to get magic to work with Muggle technology. As a result, unknown to the wizarding world the Tri Wizard tournament is broadcasted live to the entire world.	60
As Harry summoned the cup to him, he aimed his wand desperately at Voldemort and bellowed "Avada Kedavra!" but before could see if the spell hit, he's yanked away.	33
Would a Witch or Wizard have a higher alcohol tolerance than Muggles?	11