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I was a bit confused when I met my online girlfriend for the first time and, despite claiming to really enjoy tongue play, never kissed me more than a peck on the lips. NSFW

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As a toy maker, I was quite surprised when the police showed up at my doorstep.

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I am so in love with my husband, I left my friends, my career, and even my family to be with him.

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"You taste so good," he murmured against her soft skin.

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Encyclopedia Britannica says humans don't actually swallow spiders in our sleep.

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"Just hold down until the light goes out when you're done playing," my dad told me. NSFW

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I went to r/askreddit to find out why ice might not float.

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I've been able to see how long everyone has left on Earth my whole life, and I accepted the fate of humanity when they synchronized.

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With no health insurance, I kept putting off going to the dentist for an infected tooth despite the pain.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was a bit confused when I met my online girlfriend for the first time and, despite claiming to really enjoy tongue play, never kissed me more than a peck on the lips. NSFW	1509
As a toy maker, I was quite surprised when the police showed up at my doorstep.	210
I am so in love with my husband, I left my friends, my career, and even my family to be with him.	92
"You taste so good," he murmured against her soft skin.	34
Encyclopedia Britannica says humans don't actually swallow spiders in our sleep.	30
"Just hold down until the light goes out when you're done playing," my dad told me. NSFW	21
I went to r/askreddit to find out why ice might not float.	20
I've been able to see how long everyone has left on Earth my whole life, and I accepted the fate of humanity when they synchronized.	1
With no health insurance, I kept putting off going to the dentist for an infected tooth despite the pain.	1