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200 kms to the nearest country town, 2 front tires shredded, temperature going to 0 degree, I remember the road safety advice to stay in your vehicle and keep warm.

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[FEB23] The urethra is amazing.

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Remember how I change my vows to "even in death, we will not part" as I hug my wife while we huddle in the panic room

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You are a godsend, Mrs Smith said as I laid the charcoal brazier on the floor.

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Remember, you can only have bacon once a month.

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The chest pains are getting worse and radiating down my left arm and to my back.

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lying in bed, scrolling through Reddit, I was humming "send in the clowns"

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My wife smiled at me and said "you go first"

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No way I am paying $100 for a jersey thats says "You never walk alone"

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My barber recommended that a straight razor is the best for wet shaving

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
200 kms to the nearest country town, 2 front tires shredded, temperature going to 0 degree, I remember the road safety advice to stay in your vehicle and keep warm.	209
[FEB23] The urethra is amazing.	98
Remember how I change my vows to "even in death, we will not part" as I hug my wife while we huddle in the panic room	98
You are a godsend, Mrs Smith said as I laid the charcoal brazier on the floor.	24
Remember, you can only have bacon once a month.	24
The chest pains are getting worse and radiating down my left arm and to my back.	22
lying in bed, scrolling through Reddit, I was humming "send in the clowns"	12
My wife smiled at me and said "you go first"	9
No way I am paying $100 for a jersey thats says "You never walk alone"	7
My barber recommended that a straight razor is the best for wet shaving	6