/u/crafaceowd's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My phone lit up with the notification "Martha, 22, is six miles away and wants to chat!", followed by an indecipherable string of emoticons I can only assume are meant to be lewd.

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They say that extreme good luck will be followed with extreme bad luck to balance things out.

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"Look mommy! I'm on the news!" My seven year old said beaming.

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I always found those who go door to door advocating religion incredibly annoying, but harmless.

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I haven't been able to pay child support.

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"You may think it's weird but I rather like the smell of burning hair," I replied to my parents' questioning of the dog's whereabouts.

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Finally someone had heard me screaming from the locked steel cage in the basement.

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I always feel kind of bad whenever I see a squirrel that has been crushed by a car.

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The rigid school desk is so uncomfortable that I want to raise my hand and ask to move.

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He had promised to keep killing until the truly evil one had drawn their last breath and months later, when only I remained, he called me to see him off, for his work was over.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My phone lit up with the notification "Martha, 22, is six miles away and wants to chat!", followed by an indecipherable string of emoticons I can only assume are meant to be lewd.	7455
They say that extreme good luck will be followed with extreme bad luck to balance things out.	126
"Look mommy! I'm on the news!" My seven year old said beaming.	117
I always found those who go door to door advocating religion incredibly annoying, but harmless.	107
I haven't been able to pay child support.	68
"You may think it's weird but I rather like the smell of burning hair," I replied to my parents' questioning of the dog's whereabouts.	43
Finally someone had heard me screaming from the locked steel cage in the basement.	32
I always feel kind of bad whenever I see a squirrel that has been crushed by a car.	23
The rigid school desk is so uncomfortable that I want to raise my hand and ask to move.	8
He had promised to keep killing until the truly evil one had drawn their last breath and months later, when only I remained, he called me to see him off, for his work was over.	7