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“Number fifteen” the voice demands over the crackly PA

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The witches three laid three curses on me, the first was that every time I hear a bell ring, someone I love dies.

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I was thrilled to obtain a waffle iron for Christmas this year

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When they placed me in the barrel I was slightly confused

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I lost another tooth today

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I knew I shouldn’t have turned the keys in the ignition but my curiosity got the better of me

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They put the cucumber, carrot, and lo bok on the table in front of me and told me to choose.

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Every time I kill somebody the amount of years I robbed them of are added onto my lifespan

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The government has mandated that all land mammals must now move to an aquatic biome

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My OCD couldn't handle that my fingers were a different length

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Number fifteen” the voice demands over the crackly PA	8293
The witches three laid three curses on me, the first was that every time I hear a bell ring, someone I love dies.	2811
I was thrilled to obtain a waffle iron for Christmas this year	1442
When they placed me in the barrel I was slightly confused	991
I lost another tooth today	715
I knew I shouldn’t have turned the keys in the ignition but my curiosity got the better of me	551
They put the cucumber, carrot, and lo bok on the table in front of me and told me to choose.	474
Every time I kill somebody the amount of years I robbed them of are added onto my lifespan	473
The government has mandated that all land mammals must now move to an aquatic biome	258
My OCD couldn't handle that my fingers were a different length	256