/u/cruel_winter_soldier's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I whispered my wish list to Santa his smile turned discombobulate

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I once met a man who fell in love with a spider

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The Grinch begins force feeding me Christmas ornaments

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I comforted my daughter by telling her the grinch wasn’t real

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“I love war, I love war, I love war” the shell-shocked amputee repeated, sounding like a broken record

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[JAN23] Paralyzed with psychedelics, I sit lifeless as her hand slides down my throat into my stomach

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In order to maintain population control the government has mandated the execution of all children under age 10

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I was thrilled to obtain a juice squeezer for Christmas this year

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[JAN23] To my surprise, as the dentist injected my gums with dental freeze I lost touch with everything neck-down

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As the sky began to turn slate grey, an imp-shaped figure began to descend through the celestial

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I whispered my wish list to Santa his smile turned discombobulate	14
I once met a man who fell in love with a spider	14
The Grinch begins force feeding me Christmas ornaments	14
I comforted my daughter by telling her the grinch wasn’t real	12
“I love war, I love war, I love war” the shell-shocked amputee repeated, sounding like a broken record	12
[JAN23] Paralyzed with psychedelics, I sit lifeless as her hand slides down my throat into my stomach	11
In order to maintain population control the government has mandated the execution of all children under age 10	10
I was thrilled to obtain a juice squeezer for Christmas this year	10
[JAN23] To my surprise, as the dentist injected my gums with dental freeze I lost touch with everything neck-down	10
As the sky began to turn slate grey, an imp-shaped figure began to descend through the celestial	10