/u/cryptomelons's posts in /r/monkeyspaw

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I wish hentai was wholesome

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I wish you couldn't smell my dick

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I wish people would stop making racist comments on YouTube

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I wish the government would try to cure my sex addiction with more sex

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I wish any sex toy could become pregnant

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I wish incels would turn into attactive women after the age of 40

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I wish I had Elon Musk's wealth so I can show the world what a crazy person can do with enough money

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I wish men would shout stupid shit out of the window at night before ejaculating to create a chorus of loud and childish blunders

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I wish I could talk to Putin and discuss about sex toys

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I wish everyone owned a tactical nuke

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wish hentai was wholesome	24
I wish you couldn't smell my dick	23
I wish people would stop making racist comments on YouTube	20
I wish the government would try to cure my sex addiction with more sex	16
I wish any sex toy could become pregnant	12
I wish incels would turn into attactive women after the age of 40	9
I wish I had Elon Musk's wealth so I can show the world what a crazy person can do with enough money	9
I wish men would shout stupid shit out of the window at night before ejaculating to create a chorus of loud and childish blunders	8
I wish I could talk to Putin and discuss about sex toys	8
I wish everyone owned a tactical nuke	7