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I took my binder off, sighing with relief when the pressure was removed from my chest.

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The woman hummed, twirling a lock of hair between her fingers.

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Every chance I get, I slather on this really good skin lightening brand my friends recommended to me.

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Seeing my wife pregnant is one of my favorite things in the world.

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I never understood why people complain about how loud other people are.

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I patted the bison on its hindquarters, thinking to myself "They're as harmless as those dumb cows I see when I'm driving."

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"Sorry, my hands get sweaty when I'm nervous."

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Snow in the winter, apples in the fall,

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You ought to be grateful that you lose 200,000,000 skin cells every hour.

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"I love your lips," I mumbled against my girlfriend's lips.

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